The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.818 billion Kakistocracies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 190,937 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, Haprus Nanari is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 2,591^st in the world and 160^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 165,352.17 Standard Monetary Units.